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1/28/2010

Monkeyland

Okay, here's a new phrase...


WALAU eh, so many MALAU wei... what kinda class is BALAU wei???

Haha get it?
Malau...(thats canto for monkey)

Moving on, hmmm,
Going Sktm tomorrow...

Ahaha... so whose going???
Kay, err, Balau's been... Damn fun wei...

But also VERY problematic...
For those who don't know, last Monday,
During KHB,
Jean and Jia Wei (or something.... Argh forgot his name) found some... pictures under the table...

Haha... I should not talk about that...
You know, just in case Pn. Choong reads my blog...

Okay... kesatria sucks...
Thats final
Yeap
Who care's if we didn't get last last year?
We will THIS year...
Sigh...

OH SHIT!!!
I still havn't done my bloody karangan
You know, the Najib karangan???
Ah!!! fish wei

Haiz...
I noticed i've been sighing a lot lately...
Oh, yea, my transporter left me behind on Tuesday...
mhmm... He eventually came to pick me up...

Oh, and Jun Hoe? You owe me 2 bucks...
Safia? You owe me 1.50
Kay?
Pay up yea???

Oh yea, have I mentioned LWM???
For those who don't know the name, let ma 'simplify it for you'...
Potato
Get it now?

Yea...
Shes such a ____ teacher...
So ______ and so ________...
(fill in the blanks with your own words)

Ahahaha....
Hmm... what else? I'll probably have to go soon so I'll make it quick...

Crapping time!!!!!

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And done...

Sayonara!!!
-There's no problem to big or difficult that it can't be run away from...(that's wrong actually)-

1/15/2010

A lies a lie and a facts a fact

Yea... Back from school d...
Got koko tomorrow...
I'm joining St. John's Ambulance in case you're wondering...
Its kinda boring during weekends, so I'll talk about school

Today, I forgot to bring my ICTL book and teacher was like nevermine lah... Give you chance...
Then the bloody Shaun TCR and Phillpe CHY, both bastards, go tell teacher
'CIKGU!!! Kan hari itu kita dah diberi chance??? Dan hari itu cikgu dah panggil kita tulis (Sayaa akan bawa buku ICTL saya setiap kali kelas diadakan) 50 kali la'...
Then they go 'CIKGU!!! Bagi dia 100 kali la!!!'...

Thats how I ended up doing 100 FRIKKIN TIMES!

gahh WHAT THE HELL WEI???

Okay... calm down... its all over...

Kk...
I'm calm I'm calm...
So... I'll just go now...
-I loathe you-

1/14/2010

Somewhere...

Hey!
Long time since I last blogged huh??!
Well,I'm going to start craping now...

K, if you are a teacher by the name of Pn. Lee, I'm so sorry but... I have to!
You're a celebrity!!!
Everywhere I go, I hear your name!!!
They say you're only 30+ but...
No offence... You look like you're **...
I'm censoring it so my dear readers can fill in the blanks...

Lets move on now before I get in trouble...

...
Rmbr when I said I've lost some friends and gained new ones? (when I didnt actually know anyone new)Well, At least there are SOME people...
Plus I'm getting used to the hellhole transporter...

P.s. Phillipe Chen? Who is it la??? Which one??? Argh damn you..

My new favourite teacher is now my art teacher...
WhyWhyWhy???????

Cos shes the only one who lets us outta class...
She lets us go around the WHOLE school to do stuff... :D
Kk...enough with the art...
Maybe its enough blogging on a school day?

Kays... time to go...
Bye
-WTH???-

1/08/2010

Day... something

Yea... I forgot the day.
Who cares anyway?

So...
Slowly getting used to it now...
The rust bucket transporters van...
The bloody mandarin speaking people... (gosh! Can't they just use ENGLISH like everyone else???)

Did I mention there's this semi-french guy in my class?
His name is Jean something... They say hes hot??? Well, I do know that... Nevermind.
Forget it. They say there are so many hot guys in DJ? Well, I'm not gay so I wouldn't know...

And Andrea?
Sorry la
I didn't call you *****
Kerk did.
Anyway, Sorry

So, thats it for now???
Bye?
-what about girls?-

1/04/2010

Day 1

First day in school...

SMK Damansara Jaya... Feels so...weird... Just a year ago I was a senior...
But now, I'm only a junior. A newbie, a freshman, an alien, trash, unknown,
Call me what you like. Its just... awkward come to think of it... At least I'm in Menengah now...
For all you western guys out there, its the Malaysian version of 'Junior High'...
You know? The year where you finnaly stop hearing cries for 'mama' or 'daddy' or maybe just...cries... All in all, it kinda takes some time to get used to...
But the worst part is, I've lost some friends... But gained new ones... (not yet actually...Still looking though xD)But no one will ever replace my old friends...
Wherever you are, or aren't, I'll always remember the old days...

So moving on, Balau is supposed to be the 2nd top class but, there are eight classes altogether so... well, what am I typing exactly? Oh yea, I'm just crapping to fill up space...
Sigh, stupid schoolbag.
I actually brought ALL the books today to school. How stupid right???

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What was that? Hmmm, thats the sound of me pushing the buttons too hard...

Well, better go now... ;D

Bye!
-Stupid books! My shoulders hurt like crap thanks to you!!!-

1/02/2010

A Fresh Year

Yea...
I know
I havn't blogged in a long time

Sigh
Anyway, Its 2010 now!!!

Haha... watched Alvin and the Chipmunks today...
The chippets
Chi pet...
:DD
Ignore it

Those who know what it means, shhhhh

Anyway, Its one more day to d-day...
For those who don't know, I'm in 1st Balau...
Damn wei... Everyone's in different classes...
Haiz...

Well, gtg now!
Bye!!!
-good luck surviving-

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